Cats and Bacon

March 15, 2022

Keywords: unlawful, foundtain, bloodshed, extract, swallow, criticism, outlook, bacon, ministry, horoscope

It was raining pieces of bacon.

And cats, of course, but raining bacon was new.

Pieces of bacon sizzled in the water fountain, now gushing vegetable oil.

The fountain tossed them all into my window,

And my house overflowed.

I rode the wave out

And was arrested for “obstructing traffic with comestibles”

They brought me to

The ministry of unlawful conduct

Your honor,

These aren’t my bacon

And I did not intend to flood the city

Hmm, the judge,

A shriveled pale man

Lounged in his throne

Officer, check myhorocope.com

Sir, it says virgos should be kind today

Fine, I guess you can go

Next!

So I left the court

And waded back home

The cat that fell into my house last week

had eaten up all the bacon

Leaving nothing for me.


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